That's right. The numbers don't lie, so we have to. Actually, almost all kidding aside, the Sows had a great year at the plate. We found ourselves on the bases much more than in the past. It was fun and we hope to continue to improve our offensive prowess so we can entertain our great fans.

Remarkably, all the regular full-time Sows had a batting average over 500! The Front Office of the Stebs Bitin' Sows has enlisted the assistance of a guru to help the team figure out why we batted so well. The team will be traveling to Tibet and other transcendental locations around the globe this winter as part of the rigorous offseason training regiment. Softball can be hell!